If you were under the belief that sex toys were a recent invention, check out this article.  German scientists recently discovered a sex toy which is 28,000 years old! Evidently, one end of the device was used to light fires and the other was used to… well, you know.

Somewhere, The Doors are singing, “Come on baby, light my fire.”

Prehistoric siltstone phallus, the world’s oldest sex toy, was also used as tool to ignite fires

By Rosemary Black

The world’s oldest sex toy was more than just a feel-good aid. The 30,000-year-old siltstone phallus doubled as a tool to ignite fires.
Read more: NY Daily News